Tom's definitions

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Silver Fox

Everything a Cougar is plus 15 years of age.

Kevin became sick with Mark's comment that Kevin's 67 year old aunt was a silver fox.

by Tom November 12, 2003

chatchup

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

by tom October 12, 2020

Brothers Strong

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and sometimes Strong Sad.

Now presenting, the BROTHERS STRONG!

by Tom October 21, 2003

Suxxorz

When something is really lame, boring, fucked up, choppy. etc.

That fucking gay ass movie, SUXXORZ!

by Tom November 19, 2002

total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

gel on

Gel on: a phrase founded by the chav committee meaning move away from this area please

"Gel on you small bean regarder"

by Tom February 10, 2004