Tom's definitions

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 1, 2004

PURRTIFUL

it means to describe pretty or beautiful girls.

she is so damn purrtiful.

by TOM May 13, 2005

gold

Really cool and useful info in a magazine or book and also really good things you like are "gold"

"This fact is gold!"

by Tom June 8, 2004

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

AIM Whore

Female addicted to AOL Instant Messenger whereas constantly whoring around flirting with 3 or more men at a time via AIM.

Dat hoe was AIM WHORING herself out all day yesterday!

by Tom January 22, 2004

steeltown

1. Nickname for a boring, working class city in western Pennsylvania full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the steelers. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Located a short distance from Loserville.

2. Perennial doormat of the XFL. Big on trash talk – short on execution.

Steeltown is the source of large payoffs to NFL officials.

The Weasals pounded Steeltown.

by Tom September 24, 2008

blaikie

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

by Tom January 5, 2005