A giant badass catfish who lives underground in Japan and causes earthquakes. Feared by every woman, man, and even cats. They say he is guarded by the Kashima-god under a rock, but when the god lets his guard fall, Namazu starts fucking up the entirety of Japan, this is what they call pretty hardcore.
Person 1: Hey ever heard of Namazu?
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
Sexy cute and hot very atheletic(if u leave ur girl with him for more then 5 seconds she’s not coming back)
Some girl named Hailee who is Inlove with Aiden. She loves talking to Aiden and only Aiden<3. She also finds Aiden very very attractive , that’s her dream boy ofc. She would do anything for that boy :). Even though he might not feel the same way she will almost never loose feelings , she has had feelings for him for a while now basically since they met.
#4Lifers<33😊.
#4Lifers<33😊.
This emoji is for a san diego click, if you don’t know what a click is i have another example. But if you say this emoji 🆎 it means your AlleyBoyz affiliated.
The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?
Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”