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cookie is the cutest dog in the world and there is no dog cuter and if you say there is a dog cuter than her i will decapitate you
Get the cookiemug. The name of a kid who passed the Ohio state bar and has the greatest legal mind ever know. He is also famous for screaming “THE ONE PIECEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLL” in courtrooms.
Howard Hamilin: Hey Kid Named Finger, if that's your real name, congratulations on passing the Ohio State State Bar! You are the greatest legal mind I've ever known. Oh, and when you get into the courtroom, maybe don't shout THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL! You're gonna scare away your clients. Maybe just keep that to yourself.
Get the fingermug. The most amazing person I’ve ever met you make my day and brighten it up. You’re smile is so powerful it can do so much. Talking to you is the best you’re the only person I could talk to for days non stop you’re always listening and are always interested in what I have to say(sometimes u ‘accidentally’ ignore me) I love you so much and you are most definitely one day going to be my husband we’ll have days where things are hard between us but as long as we try to make things work it’ll work out baby everything will be okay in the end. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you but for now will you be my valentines<3 -Amina:)
Get the Rorymug. 
