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Lilly is a sweet girl, it's not likely that she will fiscally hurt you, she would prefer to ignore the problem which could get annoying but spare alot of fights. She doesn't like to do work if she is forced to but she can do good at it if she puts her mind into it and not give up. She likes to do art mostly abstract paintings. Not the best at fashion but dress comfy. A lilly likes cute things and making stuff. Not really into reading but amazing at writing stories. Lilly is extroverted and best at starting conversations. Lilly might be insecure but should know she has a rocking personality
Lilly: i want a friend, look there is someone.
Someone: sitting awkwardly
Lilly: hey, how old are you
Someone: *talks*
Lilly:*talks*
Someone+lilly= bestfriends
Someone: sitting awkwardly
Lilly: hey, how old are you
Someone: *talks*
Lilly:*talks*
Someone+lilly= bestfriends
Get the Lillymug. 
Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.
'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
Get the Procrasturbationmug. 
The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
Get the Theory of Ballsmug.