The type of guy who is down for a woman. Until she is taken for a decade from him. Only when the woman reappears. The woman learns he was never down for you at all. And after years of waiting the guy never opened his eyes. Or gave her the time of day. The woman begged and plead for her life back. Even free. He's not who you thought he was. He's a JR. He was done and never looked for the woman missing all them years. She hid her love from the world. Burying it deep inside. What a waste of time resurfacing for him. He never loved you before, than, now or in the future. It is a shock. 10 kids in. And married. Goodnight JR, you were loved always my love.
Get the J.R.mug. Thinks as her self as Jesus
Big personality but is a little too cocky
Always there when someone needs it
Strongly opinionated and doesn’t take shit from anyone and tend to put themselves down a little too much
Big personality but is a little too cocky
Always there when someone needs it
Strongly opinionated and doesn’t take shit from anyone and tend to put themselves down a little too much
Get the Raynemug. 
When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
Get the Unholy Torpedomug. 
International eating out your girlfriend day. A day in which it is typically celebrated by wlw or any other relationship involving a woman and any non-male identifying individual by eating them out.
Stevia: Its July 6th today
Joan: I know girlfriend, its eating out your gf day, lets cut to the chase!
Joan: I know girlfriend, its eating out your gf day, lets cut to the chase!
Get the July 6mug.