Crick (creek) rat are sketchy white people who live in the outskirts of a larger city. For example, a "crick rat" living just outside of Pittsburgh, perhaps in the N.Hills. They have a Pittsburgh zip code. These people may or may not have all their teeth. Chances are they don't have a job. Chances are high they'll ask relatives for money. Note: actual proximity to a creek (crick as it's pronounced in Western Pennsylvania) is not necessary to be considered a "crick rat".
My loser cousin from Sharpsburg called to borrow money again. That "crick rat" won't feed his kids and he's behind in child support, but he's trying to buy a sports car.
Get the crick ratmug. Such a Saatchi.
Get the Saatchimug. Timoy is a good friend
Get the timoymug. Victor … what a cocksmith, truly the type of guy that’s rough enough to rearrange your guts yet sweet enough to rub your back and call you an UberX to get home. Super cute and always interesting. Definitely a person you’ll learn a few trick from.
Get the Victormug. 
Guy #1 :"bro i cant belive how drunk I was last night."
Guy #2 :"I wasnt I was stuck lulking on the girl that went missing"
Guy #2 :"I wasnt I was stuck lulking on the girl that went missing"
Get the lulkingmug.