A male who can talk anybody into almost anything, has a silver tongue (can literally sell water to a well), has amazing luck (unemployed but still gets money somehow), minimum 1 baby mama (could be more).
Get the Joseph Sarozamug. Meet Patel is a short brown boy who loves basketball and is extremely funny to his girls. He is very mean and is an NPC, if he wants something from you, he WILL violently spank you cause he's ur daddy.
Get the Meet Patelmug. The sex position in which both parties give and receive oral sex; often overused by pubescent boys as a slang term for sex in general.
Get the 69mug.