Get the (Pee)I-dlemug. 
An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
Get the Sumac Elementary Schoolmug. 
I make a 7 figure salary in tech and this hottie got preggers right away so I did the right thing and married her. I didn't find out until junior popped out in the birthing suite w a giant "fro" and tool he definitely didn't get from me that he wasn't mine, I was freaking Sacklered man...
Get the Sackleredmug. 