's definitions

jjwatt

jjwatt- he is the best person in the world. He is the best football player and he is built like a tank. He has a big pp as well

jjwatt is his husband..freak in sheets;)

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

nolikt karoti

A latvian saying, meaning "die".

Pēteris is talking to Jānīts and says: "i will nolikt karoti tomorrow".

by anonymous March 12, 2025

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Chattelin

someone named chattelin is a person who is very open to the people he loves. and also a little sexual

I love you chattelin

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jayzalei

a person gorgeous person with a sweet soul. shes a nice and smart girl but never piss her off she can be vicious

“yo you know that girl , Jayzalei”

“yeah, she’s a total sweetheart”

“bro she’s not i made her made and she punched me”

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Fyrli

she is very beautiful, smart, genius, kind, friendly, and always spreads a positive aura to anyone she meets, both those she already know and those she just met.

Guy 1 : "Did you see it earlier?? She had helped me when I fell earlier. Do you know what her name is?"

Guy 2 : "oh that beauty is Fyrli she is my friend do you want to meet her, I will help you"

by anonymous November 22, 2021