When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood


A dirty LJ is when one LJ eats a second LJ’s ass while a third LJ squats over the second LJ’s mouth and poops into it while screaming “my life is a Thomas Pash”
I was the meat in an Dirty LJ last night and it wasn’t even the worst thing that happened to me yesterday because my life is a joke

She is the most beautiful girl there is. With her stunning smile and nice figure, she always has the boys wrapped around her finger. Her hair is voluminous and smells wonderful, and her personality lights up the room. If you’re ever lucky enough to get a chance with her..who am I kidding, you’re not.
