Among Us

A game were even Patrick Star can become a hardcore Detective

Red: blue I got a question!

Blue: What!

Red: What is 2+2?

Blue: IDK!

Red: Skip voting.

2 and 1/2 minutes later...

Blue: Yo Red acting SuS.

Red: How?

Blue: IDK you acting kinda SuS.

"Literally everyone votes Red"
"Red was not the imposter"

Blue: Still kinda SuS to me.

Everyone: Yea same!

Red: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

"10 seconds later"

Blue: I saw Green vent!

Green: yes I am the Vent repair Guy!

Blue and everybody except Red: Understandable have a nice day!

Red: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS GREEN IS THE IMPOSTER!!!

Green: Allways has been! (🔴💥🔫📗)

Everyone: Red still SuS!

"There are many idiots among us"

by October 07, 2020

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leaky gut

Your so full of shit it's spewing out your mouth.

You got a leaky gut with all that shit talking.

by January 29, 2025

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kavposting

To share a random page from a manga that interests you to demonstrate how little of a normie you are.

Schkav: "Here's some kavposting from me today!"
Alex: "Not again!"
Jane: "He does this every morning at work."
Helen: "What a simp."

by April 09, 2023

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Caelan

A Caelan is a real sigma male who loves to dominate anyone in his path, regardless of gender. He will pin you up and lick you body all night but when it comes to chivalry, he is an absolourte chad.

Pedestrian: HEY,I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY, THE LIGHT IS GREEN
Caelan: Fuck you, I submit before no man.
*caelan proceeds to run over pedestrian*

by October 01, 2021

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