When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Get the Poop Momentmug. 
The most handsome boy ever. He is very popular and is very fit. All the girls are falling for him. He is also very smart and really sensitive. Matthew worships him
Get the Rahmanmug. This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
Get the fern shufflemug. 
Get the The Bend Zonemug. 
