Calob also known as cal loves big fat juicy vaginas. He’s is often seen between the breasts of his grandmother and mother. His dream is to be in a anime porn voice over as anime girl number 5. Calob never misses a chance at chugging diet dr. Pepper and stuffing his face with lots of long hard hot dogs. You’ll always want a Calob in your life. He’s ambiguous and kind and may or may not be going under Asian transformation surgery.
“Omfg calob makes me squirm in a bad way bc he’s so naughty”
“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”
“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”
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Braylon is a handsome guy that is nice with brown eyes, dark skin. He will always love to talk to you! <3
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He was, well, different from all others. He was handsome, not perhaps in the conventional sense, but he had that appearance which could make him stand out in the crowd. He was fair, almost pale white. His unfathomable, golden brown eyes contrasted exceptionally with his light toned face. His eyes were as deep and expressive, where you could get lost if you stared long enough. His face had that faraway look in it, which cannot be described in words. His smile, which reached up to his eyes and wrinkled them, flaunted his modesty and humility. Often, you could see a hint of pain in his sparkling eyes, which would disappear as suddenly as it emerged. He sometimes spoke too fast, which perhaps revealed how much agony he concealed within himself. Above all was his frame and his stature. He was not extremely muscular, with pack abs or biceps. However, he could stand out in a crowd, which was mostly due to his way of carrying himself. Perhaps he was not the kind who had girls swooning over him. But he was simple and innocent. He was perhaps, just one in a million, who was “nothing special, but all the same unique”.
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When a person who rats out unjustly snitches on another person, usually one who’s looked upon favorably by others. Short for “Ronald McDonald.”
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