A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 08, 2021
Noun/
1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.
2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout
1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.
2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout
by 🐺 August 26, 2017
Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.
The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!
Person 2 - Tits or gtfo
Person 3- Tits or gtfo
Person 1- ...
Person 2 - Tits or gtfo
Person 3- Tits or gtfo
Person 1- ...
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
by 🐺 March 28, 2020
Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation.
The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
Guy 1: Bro, I called Susan like 50 times last night, and when she finally answered she told me to go kill myself.
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: Oof
by 🐺 November 11, 2018
Mask off means you are no longer holding back, going full strength on someone. It is a reference to taking a ski mask off while committing a crime; you’ve decided you are not going to hold back and will finish the person off, you are going all out, so it doesn’t matter if anyone sees your face, because they will all be dead soon.
I’m about to go mask off on this man.
He went mask off on every in the room, because he knew he was probably about to get fired.
He went mask off on every in the room, because he knew he was probably about to get fired.
by 🐺 June 24, 2024
The approved abbreviation for "Big Titty Goth Chick(s)"
Like the humble and rare Big Titty Goth Chick 🦄, the abbreviation -- BTGC, should also be used rarely and treated with reverence.
Like the humble and rare Big Titty Goth Chick 🦄, the abbreviation -- BTGC, should also be used rarely and treated with reverence.
by 🐺 April 11, 2022