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Karen
Noun:/ kærín
A Karen, historically known as a Nancy, is a pejorative term used for any 29 - 55 year old middle to upper-middle class white woman. A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual, once broken off from their pack and cornered a Karen will publicly berate the victim, possibly involving an authority figure if the victim is of minority decent.
A Karen, historically known as a Nancy, is a pejorative term used for any 29 - 55 year old middle to upper-middle class white woman. A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual, once broken off from their pack and cornered a Karen will publicly berate the victim, possibly involving an authority figure if the victim is of minority decent.
...Karen then yielded her most powerful tool, her iPhone 10, pounding the screen vigorously and slamming it to her ear.
"Um, hello? Can I speak with the manager!??"
"Yes ma'am, I'm the manager."
"What the hell kind of place are you running here! I'm currently in the drive thru lane, and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes!! Do you think that's acceptable?"
" We apologise ma'am, your meal is free."
"Um, hello? Can I speak with the manager!??"
"Yes ma'am, I'm the manager."
"What the hell kind of place are you running here! I'm currently in the drive thru lane, and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes!! Do you think that's acceptable?"
" We apologise ma'am, your meal is free."
You know I had to do it to em
Hypebeast #1 - Bro, how you going to show up to graduation wearing a jean jacket, jean-shorts combo?
Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.
Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.
You know I had to do it to em by 🐺 November 18, 2020
Huckleberry squirts
The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020
Nugger
Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce
Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.
Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.
Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.
Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*
Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.
Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.
Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.
Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*
It's free real estate
A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
It's free real estate by 🐺 May 1, 2019
Federales
Boofed
Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.