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wer 

Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.

- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping

wer by Simon July 1, 2006

Strangle Kojak 

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

Strangle Kojak by simon June 18, 2006

touchdown 

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

touchdown by Simon May 2, 2006

Samuel Colt 

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

Samuel Colt by Simon June 26, 2005

gubulls 

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

gubulls by simon May 13, 2005

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

cunt by simon May 13, 2005

huffa 

A name you call people when you feel like it

You huffa...Go kill your self >.<

huffa by Simon May 13, 2005