“Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) It feels like a party every day! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie!” there’s a high chance you’ve sang that to jessie in the time you’ve know her and she might seem like she doesn’t care but actually in the inside she is planning how to get rid of you, so you might want to take some self defense classes. Now, we started of on the badass side of her so let’s talk about her good side. She is kind, unique, talented, and the type of girl who will get very competitive and most likely beat you. She is different and one of a kind, she doesn’t want to be like the other girls and that’s what makes her beautiful. If you’re in relationship with her she will make you feel loved and supported. She values personality/growth with her partner more than they value looks. She is also a savage. The type of girl who may look innocent, and needs a guy to defend and protect her but she doesn’t need that. She’ll surprise you and probably end up being the one protecting you. If you have a Jessie in your life be grateful for having her because there’s a small chance you will ever meet a girl like Jessie. A friendship with Jessie requires for both people to give equal effort in the friendship. If you’re in a relationship with a Jessie know that She’s been through things in her life that u couldn’t imagine, things that she won’t tell you ever. Don’t hurt or betray her, but care for her the same way she does for you. Love your Jessie.
Get the jessiemug. 
Noun. A word said by delusional 9-16 year olds, typically girls. When their mad or in a goofy mood, they will say this.
Get the Famslackermug. 
An ankle of a person who does not wear socks. No matter the weather. The individual will have a last name starting with "D" and must also be a school teacher.
Get the Danklemug.