Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.
Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.
Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
Dombivlikar is a person who is proud of being a Maharashtrian whether he is from Maharashtra, Gujarat, UP, Punjab or some other state. He/She/They are fierce and yet somehow kind. They can't be messed with. They celebrate all the festivals with alot of enthusiasm. They don't tend to interfere in someone's life but if they see something wrong they can't stop themselves. They face little to no difficulty to board the Mumbai local trains. They are generally foody and love the street food, yet they can't decide whether Gajanan, Thakur or Shiv Vadapav have the best Vadapav. These people generally live in Dombivli, Maharashtra but even if they leave Dombivli for some reason, Dombivli is always in their hearts.