Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man
"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
by July 03, 2017
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Mischiefmarksman

This man is the bestie of cheese. Like are like team rocket.

Mischief is a twitch streamer that plays many games but mainly Minecraft -- in which he has a maid skin.

He is such a cutie and we love him with all our heart
mischiefmarksman is a cutie
by December 13, 2020
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Cristopher

A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.
Cristopher is a real meanie
by November 21, 2022
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Owen

A real piece of shit who will play you.
God that guy is such an Owen, he totally lead me on.
by February 06, 2022
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dry skull fuck

When u fuck someones ear till it bleeds.Then after that u get ur penis and whack the back of there head.
Damn Rose that was the best dry skull fuck ever.
by March 14, 2022
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BDVD

Hey, I'm going to fuck herpes heather cuz she gives free BJs on Valentine's day.
Now you have a BDVD lesion...
by February 14, 2025
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Isleifur

Isleifur is a big fag and he is the biggest simp and his wife teresa has a huge cock
Isleifur the fag
by November 22, 2021
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