A giant badass catfish who lives underground in Japan and causes earthquakes. Feared by every woman, man, and even cats. They say he is guarded by the Kashima-god under a rock, but when the god lets his guard fall, Namazu starts fucking up the entirety of Japan, this is what they call pretty hardcore.
Person 1: Hey ever heard of Namazu?
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
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