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George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy
George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy
Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
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A gentle giant who will rape a vape, devoted to deleting nangs and will sink the piss with boys and girls alike.
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