The joyful arm movements of a young woman who loves life but accidentally hits you often and then tells you she loves you.
I've decided the best descriptive word for her is flailey, All Thursday night, really all week, Emily would be waving her arms about, dancing to WAP and living her best life, and out of nowhere *WHAM!*, promptly followed by "OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU!"
A Ballcumsision is when a dude crosses his legs so tight that his ballsack is either laying on top of them, or just hanging under it, deprived of all its blood circulation. It is know by the ancient Japanese monks that if you stay in that position for to long, your balls will become larger and larger, until they explode, spraying cum everywhere. It is called a ballcumsision because just like a circumsision, it chops off some of your privates and never lets you grow a second pair.
If you really had typed '0' in the Urban Dictionary, this is possibly your IQ.
Or maybe number of interesting things you can do right now.
Or maybe number of interesting things you can do right now.