6 definitions by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ

School

Hell. Complete and utter hell. You’re forced to listen to a bunch of satans that people call teachers droning on and on, you eat shit food that gives you poisoning, it resembles, seems like, and therefore is a prison. You spend all day sitting in a chair learning shit you’ll never use, you are often sent slavework which people fucking call homework. You wake up at 6 every morning to report there. And in the end it’s a ton of bullshit.

Karen: woah! What’s that giant prison over there?
Molly: oh, that’s school.
Karen: fuck I’m lucky I don’t go there.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ May 25, 2019

Depression

a place that has nothing, no one, and no way out. you feel dead inside, and you just keep smiling and smiling and laughing when you feel like crying and dying. you are empty, and the simple task of going to school is a chore, all you do is cry and cry and die inside. you say im fine but you’re not. everyone thinks depression is wanting to die, but the thing is that you’re already dead.

Amy: OH MY GOD! My favorite show was cancelled! I’m so depressed, I wanna kill myself!

Sharon: Poor you! That’s so sad! Depression is terrible!

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Emily: How are you?

Me: imlaughingimlyingitfeelslikeimdyingpleaseineedyoumorethanyoulleverknowimdrowningimdepressed-

Me: I’m fine.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ September 11, 2019

yeet

A word often screeched while violently flinging an object at an alarming height.

“YEET!” Emma screamed as she threw a water balloon with the fervor of a marvelous chupacabra

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019

T series

A big gay and an even bigger bitch lasagna.

9 year old army: wow what a big gay
T series: goddamnit

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019

thicc

The way to describe thanos: just the right amount of booty and a good amount of cutie.

Guy 1: DAMN! I screwed a thicc girl last night, her ass was grass!
Guy 2: What was her name? Lemme hit her up ;)
Guy 1: Uh oh! I think thicc thanos likes you!

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019

Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.

Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019