Chris Wong

A placeholder from the EDB in the DSE for your identity.

Do not use your real name in answering any of the
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

australopithecus

an australopithecus is an ape who was so lucky it became a human

how to write a letter

Dear australopithecus,
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by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 26, 2021

D-backs bullpen

D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.

Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.

Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 October 06, 2022

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 (Shinkalion HB H5).
A train driven by Hatsune Miku (real/fake unknown).

Please find my definition for the vocaloid squad for more.

In fact, the use of "Shinkansen Hayabusa H5" as your username is regarded as simping for Miku.

Which, of course, is an apt description of me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 23, 2021

Vocaloid Squad

==Introduction to the Vocaloid Squad==
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.

Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク）who drives the Hayabusa H5.

Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)

A: The Vocaloid Squad has to be the best…
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~

everyone: simp

hmm………

by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 23, 2021

The Au Yeung Band

The Au Yeung Band is a rubber band used by Mr. Au Yeung of LSC. He teaches ICT. When a student wants to go to toilet, he will show out the Band.
The Band is twisted into some sort of an infinity sign, designed to bind one's "balls" so he would not want to go to toilet.

(In ICT class)
Student: I want to go to toilet
Mr. Au Yeung: (Shows The Au Yeung Band)
Student: oh no the penis torture device

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 28, 2021

Wan Lo

Junior Music Teacher. Sings a very bad version of the Chinese Anthem. Sings Putonghua very bad.

Wan Lo ver:
⋯⋯把我們的血(xiè)肉(yòu)，築(zú)成我們新的長城⋯⋯
⋯⋯中(zōng)華(wá)民族⋯⋯
⋯⋯最後的吼(hǎo)聲⋯⋯
⋯⋯我們萬眾(zòng)一心⋯⋯

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022