Definitions by π=3.14159265358979323846
Chris Wong
Do not use your real name in answering any of the
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.
Chris Wong by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022
Mr. Simon Lo
Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'
Mr. Simon Lo daily:
wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps
wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps
Mr. Simon Lo by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022
australopithecus
australopithecus by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 26, 2021
Vocaloid Squad
==Introduction to the Vocaloid Squad==
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.
Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク）who drives the Hayabusa H5.
Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.
Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク）who drives the Hayabusa H5.
Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)
A: The Vocaloid Squad has to be the best…
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~
everyone: simp
hmm………
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~
everyone: simp
hmm………
Vocaloid Squad by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 23, 2021
Shinkansen Hayabusa H5
Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 (Shinkalion HB H5).
A train driven by Hatsune Miku (real/fake unknown).
Please find my definition for the vocaloid squad for more.
A train driven by Hatsune Miku (real/fake unknown).
Please find my definition for the vocaloid squad for more.
In fact, the use of "Shinkansen Hayabusa H5" as your username is regarded as simping for Miku.
Which, of course, is an apt description of me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Which, of course, is an apt description of me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 23, 2021
The LSC ICC
The LSC ICC (La Salle College Internet Culture Club) is an Interest club created in the year 2021-2022. They have a photo-taking competition, in which the prizes are discord nitro and spotify premium. Moreover, they rickroll students so as to attract them to join the club. They play rickroll about once per 5 minutes. Watching the rickroll video has become the new favourite recess activity of class 1D 2021-2022.
(Before assembly)
(some 1D students are looking at the screen)
student A: look the rugby club
student B: boo
A: look badminton club
B: boo
A: Robotics
B: boo
A: science
B: yay the LSC ICC will be played next
A: ICC
B: (loud voice) GUYS COME HERE!!!
(whole class comes)
(rickroll plays)
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!
(some 1D students are looking at the screen)
student A: look the rugby club
student B: boo
A: look badminton club
B: boo
A: Robotics
B: boo
A: science
B: yay the LSC ICC will be played next
A: ICC
B: (loud voice) GUYS COME HERE!!!
(whole class comes)
(rickroll plays)
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!
The LSC ICC by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 28, 2021
The Au Yeung Band
The Au Yeung Band is a rubber band used by Mr. Au Yeung of LSC. He teaches ICT. When a student wants to go to toilet, he will show out the Band.
The Band is twisted into some sort of an infinity sign, designed to bind one's "balls" so he would not want to go to toilet.
The Band is twisted into some sort of an infinity sign, designed to bind one's "balls" so he would not want to go to toilet.
(In ICT class)
Student: I want to go to toilet
Mr. Au Yeung: (Shows The Au Yeung Band)
Student: oh no the penis torture device
Student: I want to go to toilet
Mr. Au Yeung: (Shows The Au Yeung Band)
Student: oh no the penis torture device
The Au Yeung Band by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 28, 2021