Arizona Diamondbacks

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.
'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad
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Shinkansen Hayabusa H5

Shinkansen Hayabusa H5 (Shinkalion HB H5).
A train driven by Hatsune Miku (real/fake unknown).

Please find my definition for the vocaloid squad for more.
In fact, the use of "Shinkansen Hayabusa H5" as your username is regarded as simping for Miku.

Which, of course, is an apt description of me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Arknights

Described below.
Arknights terminology:
Lungmen Guard Department: a bunch of idiots screaming at each other. The head police officer is a dragon girl who refuses to arrest her sister on the charges of multiple cases of mass murder, destruction of entire habitats, and much more.
Yan: A low-level version of China with a few dragons in which one of them have permanent depression even more serious than Tomioka Giyuu
Lappland: commonly called lappdumb
Ceobe: the fearful three-headed dog Cerberus…not really. Just likes honey biscuits and generally has 1/3 of the IQ of a normal dog, as opposed to public belief that three heads means 3x the intelligence.
Doktah: a dumb guy who simps for Kal'tsit (explanation below)
Kal'tsit: a cat who has been sterilized and is old and wise beyond knowledge. She is 1000000x older (not independently verified) than the famed Wan Lo.
Warfarin: A vampire doctor who claims to be able to identify patients from prey, which we're sure is a lie. Doktah has met her several times, with him always coming out deprived of blood much lower than the accepted value. Also older than Wan Lo, an unbelievable truth.
Blaze: fire cat 1.0
Skyfire: fire cat 2.0
Reunion Movement: an organization of the baddest people ever in federal prison. Led by a fearsome dragon who actually should have been in prison but due to the overprotective acts of the LGD is evading prison better than Al Capone.
Kroos: (earrape) KO~KO~DA~YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".
Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
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Ideal Jennes Chan

Miss Chan:
sleeps 1/3 of her life
1/3 of her life buy chanel
1/12 of her life working
1/4 of her life eating
Ideal Jennes Chan:
1/2 of life sleeping
1/2 of life buy chanel
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Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'
Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps
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D-backs bullpen

D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.

Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.
Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 October 07, 2022
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