tweetography

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter

Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 20, 2011

ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 23, 2014

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

so-anyway

used by speaker/writer to indicate that he/she is getting to the point

We met at the airport, thinking each other had the tickets, which caused a frantic luggage search and a crazy cab ride back to the hotel through rush-hour traffic.... So-anyway, yes, we made the flight.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2010

underthink

Verb: to think or analyze inadequately
(third-person singular simple present 'underthinks'; present participle 'underthinking'; simple past and past participle 'underthought' – informal 'underthunk' ) \ antonym – 'overthink'

It's a trick question; don't underthink it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2010

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 08, 2014