ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

wal-rus

an overweight Wal-Mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet

When you've worked here a while, you'll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2010

suckulent

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

scamboozle

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

mon-u-mental

a term for someone who's astonishingly crazy

Working here, I've seen my share of nutjobs, but this guy was mon-u-mental.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 5, 2010

tranzombiefy

the process of a human dying and reanimating as a zombie, walker, biter. etc.

I thought everybody knew that you do not stop to chitchat when you are trying to pick up a pair of pliers with your feet, so you can then try to cut the handcuff chains that shackle you to a dentist chair that’s across the room from a dying dude who’s about to tranzombiefy.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2013

R.I.P.P.

for Rest In Peace and Pleasure / modernization of R.I.P. for Rest In Peace

He said, “When I cash-in, I’m gonna R.I.P.P. in the after-hours of the afterlife."

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 1, 2012

cucumbrance

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012