ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 11, 2009

supersillyass

A story/movie/TV show with a premise that's beyond ridiculous.
Also: a laughably stupid public figure.

(1), I tried to get into that new TV series about the FBI supernatural-phenomena squad, but it's just too supersillyass for me.

(2), How could they reelect that supersillyass twit?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 23, 2009

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

Police Navidad

when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called

It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011

can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet

I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2013

FINO

acronym for Failure Is Not an Option

Jerry C. Bostick, Flight Dynamics Officer of the Apollo 13 mission, said to the 1995 movie's script writers, "We just laid out all the options, and failure was not one of them.", which totally inspired the writers and gave them the line, "failure is not an option" - or FINO.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 7, 2010

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 23, 2014