ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

JIP

acronym for ‘jerk in progress’ / a young person on the way to becoming a total douchebag

That younger brother of Paris and Nicky Hilton is a total JIP!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 16, 2015

Honky

adj: when drivers or passengers of motor vehicles sound their horns for reasons other than safety, they are said to be honky / also used in reference to traffic with excessive horn honking

1 - It's weird how a normally laid-back person can get behind the wheel and suddenly become some crazed honky freak.

2 - If you think our traffic is honky, wait till you try driving in the big city.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 17, 2013

pronunciation chickenshit

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

flatulus antiquitus

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 8, 2014

fish-fowler

a less confusing name for a ‘pesce-pollotarian’ - one who eats fish and poultry, but not the so-called 'red meat' of mammals

I grew up eating burgers and steaks, but now, as a long-time fish-fowler, the idea of eating mammals seems cannibalistic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 25, 2012

mondane

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane

After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 19, 2011