ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

pubulence

n. pub-u-lence / the act of public flatulence

When you're alone in an elevator, never be dumb enough to commit pubulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 28, 2013

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

heternosexual

a straight person who is sexually inactive

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 21, 2014

vegicide

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured

How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 2, 2011

wiki-faith

the belief that every entry at Wikipedia is irrefutably true

You’ll never meet more misinformed know-it-alls than they of devout wiki-faith.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 12, 2013

suckulent

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010