ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

heternosexual

a straight person who is sexually inactive

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 21, 2014

vegicide

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured

How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 2, 2011

cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012

wiki-faith

the belief that every entry at Wikipedia is irrefutably true

You’ll never meet more misinformed know-it-alls than they of devout wiki-faith.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 12, 2013

pubulence

n. pub-u-lence / the act of public flatulence

When you're alone in an elevator, never be dumb enough to commit pubulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 28, 2013

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan

Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 25, 2021