ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

spellculate

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

scambivalent

When you don't give a shit if you're being ripped-off. / noun: scambivalence

Scambivalent tourists will buy as a souvenir any junk jewellery they're offered.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 1, 2009

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009

nerd-do-well

A financially successful geek.

He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2009

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009