ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

pubulence

n. pub-u-lence / the act of public flatulence

When you're alone in an elevator, never be dumb enough to commit pubulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 28, 2013

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan

Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 25, 2021

zomboni

a pretend hockey fan who joins mob set on creating a zombie riot outside stadium where Stanley Cup final game is played

I left my car parked downtown on game night, and zombonies got it!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 17, 2011

tall ball

a term for basketball -- referring to the colossal height of most professional basketball players in comparison to the average individual

I didn’t know tall ball was so popular around the world.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 7, 2011

wal-rus

an overweight Wal-Mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet

When you've worked here a while, you'll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2010