porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 18, 2007

Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz April 22, 2006

Überschwanz

A German word which literally translates as "super cock".

That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.

by Überschwanz January 23, 2005

racktangular

word used to describe a girl or woman who has large breasts as well as a slim, attractive, hourglass-shaped waist (sometimes referred to as "curves")

Man you should have seen the hot girl I screwed last night. She was fuckin' racktangular.

by Überschwanz January 06, 2006

magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 04, 2006

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007