Definitions by Überschwanz

magnum phallus 

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

magnum phallus by Überschwanz September 4, 2006

Rule of Queers 

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

Rule of Queers by Überschwanz May 3, 2006

racktangular 

word used to describe a girl or woman who has large breasts as well as a slim, attractive, hourglass-shaped waist (sometimes referred to as "curves")

Man you should have seen the hot girl I screwed last night. She was fuckin' racktangular.

racktangular by Überschwanz January 6, 2006

Dutch circus 

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

Dutch circus by Überschwanz June 9, 2005

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

one-handed backstroke by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

Überschwanz 

A German word which literally translates as "super cock".

That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.

Überschwanz by Überschwanz January 23, 2005