Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021

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chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021

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I'll never do a 69 with her again after she reversed onto my face with a french moon

by ^^!$#@ February 18, 2022

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Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.

Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.

by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022

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youve just blown into a trojan condom and pulled it back to fling it off your cock

i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan

by ^^!$#@ February 11, 2023

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Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 04, 2020

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Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

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