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When you hide under your girlfriend's bed and then grab her by the titties and drag her into the closet and suck her nipples
You won't believe it! My BF grabbed my titties while i was on my bed and did the Boobieman
Boobieman by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 23, 2020
A white or non-African American person who tries to be African American. They usually only have black friends and they sometimes end up being obsessed with ghetto talk which they are not fluent at and make a complete fool out of themselves. It is basically a Weeaboo but instead of anime, it's African American culture.
The white retard tried to join the bloods. He was a nigaboo and he was beaten to death because he was too stupid for them.
nigaboo by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 5, 2020
Guy: you ugly as hell

Donterio Hundon: Ey You don't know who i am boi?

Guy: Hell no

Donterio Hundon: Well you finna found out ya barbecue boi yo hair look like a shaved down Swiffer Duster lil uglyass boi
Donterio by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2020

Cockthritis 

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner
It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

Cummibalism 

When horny people eat eachother's ejactulatory organs
The common type of cummibalism today is eating pussy ( ⚈╭͜ʖ╮⚈ )

Pussy diver 

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.
Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

BrickerBot 

A new type of malware that destroys devices. It is actually a new tyoe of BotNet attack.
Damnit, My Samsung got bricked by BrickerBot