Joyced

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year
by $portez November 23, 2009
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GWSC

The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.
Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"

Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"

Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"

Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"

Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.

Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."

GWSC ....You're welcome.
by $portez April 08, 2013
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Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.
"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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GWS

"R.I.P David Plonker"

Charlie: Get well soon champ

Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK

Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon

Marcus: HE'S DEAD!

GWS Marcus.
by $portez March 05, 2012
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Spuzztard

"Nice face, spuzztard!"
by $portez August 17, 2009
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