Definitions by $portez

Bec Cares 

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.

Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"

Bec Cares by $portez November 7, 2011

Drip Fed 

A person who is borderline retarded, painful or flat out fucking stipid.

Becka- "Seriously, what's with all these drip feds today?

$p- "Drip fed central dude"

Drip Fed by $portez January 21, 2011

Lacey'd 

WHen you see a woman so gorgeous, your world stops

Wow, that sexy girl from Maryland totalaly Lacey'd me!

I'm so in love, i'm Lacey'd.

Lacey'd by $portez November 25, 2009

Joyced 

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

Joyced by $portez November 23, 2009

Spuzztard 

Someone stupid or lame.

"Nice face, spuzztard!"

Spuzztard by $portez August 17, 2009