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Crackspiracy

The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.
“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.
by $portez June 6, 2019
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Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.
"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Yellowfag

AKA Charlie from the GWSC Get Well Soon Crew

This ridiculous fucking muppet is infamous for his work on the

"Get Well Soon Bryson Anderson"
"Are Abos Scum"
"Adam Lanza Is A Hero"
"Jackson Doolan: Train Wrestler Extraordinaire"

"In Memory Of Swanston St Wall" facebook pages.
"Not on the white mans internet"-Yellowfag
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Joyced

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year
by $portez November 23, 2009
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Spuzztard

"Nice face, spuzztard!"
by $portez August 17, 2009
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