dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 06, 2021
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Vagmitized

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
by $lapaho December 30, 2018
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woke strength

(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.
by $lapaho August 01, 2021
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Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
by $lapaho April 07, 2020
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canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
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lootering

Verb.

The act of loitering or remaining in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while staying busy committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping while not seriously considering to purchase said goods, or "browsing."
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down...it's called lootering stupid....
Looterer #1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?....While we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
Looterer #2: You're a natural!
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
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