(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.
Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
by $lapaho March 04, 2021
mostly peaceful (adj.) - A description use to muddle the purpose, truth, or intent of a person, group, or event Involving extreme violence, looting, destruction of property, or arson. This description is typically used in politically charged discussion, and its use diminishes the truth of the statement while not technically being a lie.
"They say Kim Jong-Un is a bad guy, but I don't believe it. If he eats for 4 hours a day, sleeps for 8, and enriches uranium for another 4, that only leaves 8 hours a day to "terminate with extreme prejudice" any threat, enemy, or family member."
"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
by $lapaho January 24, 2021
XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.
Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
by $lapaho January 13, 2021
(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
by $lapaho August 01, 2021
(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
by $lapaho March 12, 2021
(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
by $lapaho February 19, 2021