sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 22, 2004

sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

by $$$ February 22, 2004

woteves1

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

by $$$ February 22, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

manplant

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

by $$$ June 30, 2004