mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

Ichthyosaurus

The sworn enemy of the Sedge Warbler.

"I WILL sodomize that bloody Mr. Ichthyosaurus!"

by $$$ February 22, 2004

Bangaa

The sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe.

"That Bangaa is the sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 22, 2004

Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

by $$$ June 30, 2004

manplant

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

by $$$ February 22, 2004