Definitions by $$$

video game 

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

video game by $$$ February 21, 2004

manplant 

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

manplant by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindsturbate 

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

mindsturbate by $$$ February 21, 2004

Sedge Warbler 

The sworn enemy of the Ichthyosaurus.

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"

Sedge Warbler by $$$ February 21, 2004

Ichthyosaurus 

The sworn enemy of the Sedge Warbler.

"I WILL sodomize that bloody Mr. Ichthyosaurus!"

Ichthyosaurus by $$$ February 21, 2004

sectionals 

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

sectionals by $$$ February 21, 2004

woteves1 

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

woteves1 by $$$ February 21, 2004