Definitions by #s r = 2 letters

Egg sit 

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

Egg sit by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019

TSA 

Useless government agency that does nothing but waste precious time and money.

The TSA’s budget should go elsewhere

TSA by #s r = 2 letters March 17, 2019

Philadelphia 

The best group of fucking asshole degenerates you’ll ever see, if you’re a resident. Outsiders will be either killed, beaten, or held in the world famous Eagles Court. Fucking cheesesteaks are kind of the shit, Wawas are on every goddamn corner, lunch consists of the food of the gods, aka a mothafucking hoagie. Tasty cakes are fucking great.

Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.

Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots

“Bro I’m boutta head to mothafucking Philadelphia to climb the fuckin poles”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit”

Philadelphia by #s r = 2 letters December 31, 2018

bruh on god 

What you say when someone is tripping until they see god

kid: can you smoke heroin
me: bruh on god

bruh on god by #s r = 2 letters November 8, 2018

Elastic Pork 

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

Elastic Pork by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

Epic Meal Time 

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

Epic Meal Time by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

Elephant Herders 

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

Elephant Herders by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018