The best group of fucking asshole degenerates you’ll ever see, if you’re a resident. Outsiders will be either killed, beaten, or held in the world famous Eagles Court. Fucking cheesesteaks are kind of the shit, Wawas are on every goddamn corner, lunch consists of the food of the gods, aka a mothafucking hoagie. Tasty cakes are fucking great.
Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.
Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots
Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.
Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots
“Bro I’m boutta head to mothafucking Philadelphia to climb the fuckin poles”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit”
by #s r = 2 letters January 01, 2019
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 07, 2019
Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.
by #s r = 2 letters May 15, 2018
A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.
"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"
by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017
by #s r = 2 letters April 18, 2019
Zach is a retard
by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017
Third nigga syndrome is a side effect of several varieties of ganja, but is almost guaranteed if one smokes a large amount of a purple strain.
Third nigga syndrome is a mental thought loop where one gets too stoned and believes there is another nigga with them, and for some reason, it only really happens when you’re high as eagle with one of your niggas. You may see the third nigga out of the corner of your eye, or just sense the third nigga’s presence nearby. In groups larger than two or whilst smoking solo the extra imaginary nigga is rarely sensed.
Third nigga syndrome is a mental thought loop where one gets too stoned and believes there is another nigga with them, and for some reason, it only really happens when you’re high as eagle with one of your niggas. You may see the third nigga out of the corner of your eye, or just sense the third nigga’s presence nearby. In groups larger than two or whilst smoking solo the extra imaginary nigga is rarely sensed.
“Yoooooo where’s the other buhl with us?”
‘Oh shit...where did that nigga go?’
“Yo there’s definitely a third nigga with us”
‘I know, right?’
“Yo we got third nigga syndrome.”
‘Oh big facts.’
‘Oh shit...where did that nigga go?’
“Yo there’s definitely a third nigga with us”
‘I know, right?’
“Yo we got third nigga syndrome.”
‘Oh big facts.’
by #s r = 2 letters April 09, 2021