NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
Mrs. Hempstress went to the Rochester public market district every Saturday to hempducate the public on all the amazing properties of this trending and newly federally freed plant at her hempster's hemp shop where people can ask questions or just get a free hempducation.
by #mrshempstress October 08, 2019
1: the action of and understanding regarding hemp issues, problems, etc, and being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another in the cannabiz of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and hemp experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit hemp manner.
Hempreneurs understand that in order to have good relations with the farmer and processors one must know how to have a little hempathy in the cannabiz space. (Hempin' ain't easy.)
by #mrshempstress August 17, 2020
Past tense of hemp except to mean help or in this case, helped. Made up by the Hempstress at the first of it's kind hemp shop at the Rochester public market district in western NY, USA.
I was fully hemped at the hemp shop, located down at the Rochester public market district in western NY, by the hempster and his hempstress.
by #mrshempstress October 10, 2019
Hemployment
1. hemp activity in which one engages or is employed with or related to the cannabis sativa l., or hemp industry.
1. hemp activity in which one engages or is employed with or related to the cannabis sativa l., or hemp industry.
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.
*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.
We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.
by #mrshempstress October 08, 2019