Jeffinson is like no other human beings in this world. One may even say he is not a human, for his physical beauty and intellectual prowess surpass all that dare challenge his might.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
His ability to seduce other human beings is unbelievable and his romantic nature will indubitably make all mortal women fall in love with him.
Anyone who stands in his presence shall tremble with fear, but should also find in him an immense sense of tranquility. One should, however, be highly cautious, for if one angers him, one shall be condemned to a life of complete meaninglessness.
His hobby includes: hanging out with Jeff Bezos.
Jeffinson is epic
Get the jeffinsonmug. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning...The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth (John 1:1,2, 14).
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A person who has crush on kylo ren and struggles to give them selves up for anyone but kylo himself. They may find Adam Driver (the actor of kylo) hot as well but ultimately the dark side and the power kylo posseses draws them to him and suffocates them in all but a good way.
Omg I'm so a kylosexual
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the act of completely fucking someone in the ass and then insulting them, only to be praised by the smallest dicks in the land
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