Unwrap the soap

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
by Snappy1 June 23, 2007
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Poultrarian

A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.

Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.
by Christie Johnson October 06, 2006
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pornfolio

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
by a random choch September 01, 2003
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the iraq

The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
by gunstarzero August 30, 2007
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deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
by The Grammar Nazi February 06, 2004
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clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003
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bunched

To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.
Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.

Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.
by JerseyLinds August 23, 2006
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