Urban Dictionary

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.

A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.

Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.