Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?
Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
by Terrørist July 15, 2010
Get the fake bakerymug. The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
Get the Cockblocked by Steve Jobsmug. After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.
John: "Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that blanket? I thought you two were broken up?"
Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."
Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."
by blackdeathmessenger December 09, 2009
Get the ex with benefitsmug. "You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the Tab o' Warmug. by dxo July 09, 2010
Get the double rainbowmug. The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.
noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.
verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.
verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.
by Yichescala Gabriella July 08, 2010
Get the Peegretmug. Lohan also appeared on Healthy Kids, a children's health show, along with Dina Lohan, her mother and business manager or Momager.
by Jonny Le October 11, 2005
Get the Momagermug.