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The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.
by Ashreyel June 3, 2011
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You are the greatest :) (When I am actually thinking you are a total dumb ass. You have just been emoticon jobbed
by knockgav June 10, 2011
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Named after the infamous best friend you never see,
Osama Bin Laden
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,
Osama Bin Laden
by BertiCoosBay December 13, 2010
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Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
by black409 June 7, 2011
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(Phone rings)
Hey are you going to get the phone or what?
(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!
Hey are you going to get the phone or what?
(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!
by David's Hickey June 7, 2011
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Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009
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OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!
by Batzerto September 29, 2010
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