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post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.
Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."
by hiraikills February 29, 2024
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wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.
me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”
by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024
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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina
"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"
by ish-daddy April 9, 2008
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I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them
I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah
by Taco time eater July 9, 2017
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fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.
Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.
by Evezz January 21, 2009
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Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.
If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.
by Emerald City March 7, 2024
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