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fauxductivity

I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important looking papers.
fauxductivity by Glassman October 9, 2008

Scrolly-gag 

To waste time scrolling through social media or other online content. Especially on a cell phone.
I laid in bed scrolly-gagging, because I was bored.

I was late to work because I was scrolly-gagging on my phone.
Scrolly-gag by rem122 June 17, 2024

victory gardens  

Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutrition needs.
At their peak, victory gardens supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce.

source: http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6

homeboy ambulance 

noun; A car which is used to drop off victims at a hospital or police station. The vehicle usually drives into the ambulance bay, or to the front of the hospital, where the patient is pushed out, and the 'homeboy ambulance' leaves quickly, without making any contact with hospital staff. Most patients dropped off by these 'homeboy ambulances' are gang members or hookers. Usually seen in urban areas and county hospitals.
"We have a 17 year old gunshot victim, just rolled in on a homeboy ambulance"
homeboy ambulance by 5150Mike December 2, 2005

wakey wakey 

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!
The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)
wakey wakey by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008

Blanding 

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"
Blanding by Julyjuly April 12, 2007