bPhone

A BlackBerry Storm or similar BlackBerry phone that is trying to compete with an Apple iPhone. It doesn't quiet measure up.

I sent some pics from my bPhone to Mike but he said they showed up blurry. I wish I had an iPhone. Mike's pics are sharp.

bPhone by word333 May 27, 2009

bPhone

A Windows Phone that a Microsoft employee keeps at work specifically for meetings with Steve Ballmer. Often found without any SIM card and no cellular service, they are displayed during "Ballmer meetings" rather than listening to Microsoft's CEO rant about seeing the employee's iPhone, which they use the rest of their lives outside of the meeting.

"Dude, the meeting with Ballmer is in 10 minutes. Be sure to grab your bPhone so we don't have to listen to him scream about Apple for the first half of the meeting."

bPhone by GringoRingo June 3, 2013

bpone

BLACK PIT of NEGATIVE EXPECTATIONS

The BPONE is a state of mind in which no part of a football game is enjoyable because it is merely a prelude to some pratfall made more embarrassing and or painful by whatever minimal, temporary successes are experienced prior to the pratfall. Thus a kick return touchdown—that rarest butterfly, one the game is steadily trying to erase—during which your author's only reaction was internal and, I quote, "whoop-de-damn-do."

The flaw in BPONE operations is of course the impossibility of mining any enjoyment out of your experience. BPONE sufferers assume a football game is a negative emotional event and spread those negative emotions out more broadly.

bpone by BHokeClapping November 3, 2020

BiPhoneRacial 

BiPhoneRacial is a person that enjoys the pros and cons of iPhones and Android devices. They wouldn't mind having a phone that is either an Android (Samsung, Pixel, etc) or iPhone (8,X, etc).

1. Have you heard about James? He say's that he's BiPhoneRacial.

2. I'll let you know that I'm BiPhoneRacial.

BiPhoneRacial by RunFasterMySon December 3, 2019

biPhone 

The iPhone's biggest competitor, the biPhone can do everything the iPhone does, but both ways. Instead of the old boring way of calling someone, you can talk and listen at the same time without pausing to do one at a time. It contains two screens, two microphones, two speakers, twice the amount of apps, and two processors. The biPhone can do multitasking, doing two apps at once. Another feature contains calling or text messaging two contacts at once.

Dude, your phone is so gay!
It's not gay, it's bi.

Is that an iPhone?
No, it's twice as good, it's a biPhone.

biPhone by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010

BiPhoner 

To use two iPhones at once.

Yesterday my friend was showing me how to use my iPhone and she was using mine and hers at the same time.

I said "Wow girl, you are one hell of a BiPhoner!"

BiPhoner by Peanut and Meatball March 15, 2010

bhöner 

A more enthusiastic form of a boner. It can also be used as an exclamation of positivity. However, “bhöner” must be pronounced with an exaggerated Peruvian accent.

Example 1: Bro. She gives me such a bhöner.

Example 2: Bhöner! That’s fuckin awesome!

bhöner by irondeath May 27, 2019