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Misophonia

The disorder in which a person experiences excessive anger towards those who smack their food or breathe too heavily.
Rachel: "Dude, what's wrong with Tori?"

Truett: "Oh nothing, Sarah is eating and Tori is having some misophonia trouble."
by Robert Down-On-Me Jr. July 12, 2012
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carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!
Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!
by ADXin May 23, 2004
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lhh

Had the best time w/fam #lhh
by morgwils97 August 16, 2013
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Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010
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Cheerleader effect

It's when you see a group of girls or guys and they look hot, but when you see each person individually they are NOT, that an effect, when they are in groups they look hot.
I wish I was like those girls
What!, honey that the cheerleader effect, if you see them individually you will realize they are dorks and ugly bimbos.
by Bryan MG December 20, 2008
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Reverse Streaking

Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.
Hey man, lets put on our three-piece suits and go reverse streaking trough the nudist colony!
by Ipoopedinyourslippers November 13, 2013
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phone foot

Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.
Guy 1: Hey man, why are you rubbing your foot?
Guy 2: I was just standing by the kitchen counter looking at my phone, and suddenly my foot went numb.
Guy 1: Ah, another case of 'phone foot'.
by koolstas November 9, 2013
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