Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
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Sharkology

A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
Oh my God, stop with the sharkology!
by sharksandstuff August 04, 2011
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gaynorant

Gay+Ignorant - Is some one who doesn't know any thing about gay men and stereotypes all gay guys into two classes: flaming queens, or overweight bears.
Walky continues to accuse me of being gaynorant and I'm getting a little tired of it.
by Sidehatch April 06, 2014
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slay mama

Someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or "slays" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hastag
You're slaying me with those eyes. #slaymama

Those eyes be slaying me mama.

You are a slay mama
by nanniina April 16, 2014
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ManDate

ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.
Pandu and Chaman came back from their ManDate sure that they were not gay, only a little lonely.
by moul April 15, 2014
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Next level bullshit

When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.
"Dude the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't just bullshit. Its some next level bullshit. Like there is no point of going any further with this explanation dude. YOU'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
by exterminator2100 April 13, 2014
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twincest

twins having sex.. its so wrong, yet it feels so right
me and my twin have twincest. i fuck my twin, and enjoy it.
by nadia_aidian February 28, 2004
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