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person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."
person 2: "spwl"
person 2: "spwl"
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Get the spwl mug.Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
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Get the boob cuddle mug.A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!
Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.
Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.
Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
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