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Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
by RJH2 May 24, 2016
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Noice

Hot Cheettos are pretty noice
by Soccermomfromnj May 24, 2016
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dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 1, 2010
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Butt Toe

Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.
1. If you have a camel toe problem or have had one, it is highly likely you have or will experience Butt Toe in your lifetime as well.

2. What size are your pants? Must not be the right size because you have butt toe.
3. Those yoga pants make you have butt toe.
by Natasha Margarita October 10, 2013
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Back burner girl

It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.
If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.
by Gettinhorsey May 22, 2016
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Bad Plug

When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't
My phone still has no juice, prolly had a bad plug last night.
by xpldngktns May 24, 2016
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Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015
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