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Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you
Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed
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iafwu

by emma the hoe May 29, 2016
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hype artist

Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.
Nigeria is a hype artist, but she doesn't ever know what she's talking about.
by bizbestie May 29, 2016
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beforeface

The face you make right before you bust
Bruh my beforeface was crazy when we were doing it in that missionary position
by Mendoooo May 29, 2016
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Comfort Tub

1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the "Comfort Tub"!
by MeteorGardenFan May 28, 2016
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healthy relationship weight

When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
by Tugktx May 29, 2016
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wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
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