stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
by GeShan February 23, 2007
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gender ninja

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.
by sudo_nim November 15, 2008
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confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.
by ccxxii August 05, 2015
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sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.
I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.
by Shamusteh August 04, 2015
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DNB

a "Do Nothing Bitch". A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.
"Don't waste your time on her, she's a DNB"
by Valueking August 03, 2015
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Net Forget

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.
I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I'm such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.
by return_null August 03, 2015
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Urethra Franklin

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
by captainplanetBB1000 January 18, 2010
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