road bone

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.
dude, i hope she doesnt see my road bone. I've had it since we left town and i cant get rid of it!
by powderhound February 27, 2010
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kidult

A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called "children's" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful "kiddie" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!

Also known as "Peter Pan", "young at heart", and "kid at heart".
I'm almost 35 and I love Neopets, Archie comics, children's books, etc. So this makes me a kidult, heh.

by Screambug January 09, 2006
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Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.
I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.
by ParadoxSync February 28, 2009
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Investment banger

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
by doctort123 July 24, 2015
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Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012
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anchor baby

What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.
by Joshua Sweeney April 24, 2006
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deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
by PMR February 25, 2003
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