A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

the noise a laser makes.

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

unexplainable lame ass shit

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.